Cuddly southern man, Fox News employee and likely Tea Party embed Todd
Starnes recently decided to move to — of all places — Park Slope,
Brooklyn! His employer has this amusing online feature called “City
Rant!,” in which members of the public are supposed to write in or
videotape themselves ranting about New York, which comes easily to
most. But no wants to “City Rant!” on Fox News’s website. And so the
only people that Fox can seem to get to rant is actual Fox News
employees. So here is Todd, Fox News anchor and radio host! He has a
voice for radio, and he wants to rant about how he loves “shade trees”
but hates liberals. He is fond of “A Tree Grows In Brooklyn” but was
pleasantly surprised to find that trees do grow in Brooklyn. Now he
can touch them every day, and they are shady, too. But the problem is,
he is in the 0.1 percent in Park Slope, as a Southern conservative
man, walking among the vegan ice-creaming-hating rally stroller
racers. Hear his cry