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First, check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:
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<> "Checkmate" <***@The.Edge> wrote in message
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<> > First, check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:
<> > <> "mimus" <***@gmail.com> wrote in message
<> > <> news:029eb65e-d0a6-4e17-8f59-***@v9g2000pbu.googlegroups.com...
<> > <> On Aug 22, 3:36 pm, Checkmate <***@The.Edge> wrote:
<> > <> > First, check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:
<> > <> > <><> "Checkmate" <***@The.Edge> wrote in message
<> > <> > <>news:***@news.alt.net...
<> > <> > <> > First, check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:
<> > <> > <> > <> "Checkmate" <***@The.Edge> wrote in message
<> > <> > <> > <>news:***@news.alt.net...
<> > <> > <> > <> > First, check out what mimus said:
<> > <> > <> > <> >
<> > <> > <> > <> > <> OK, like, I can boil water, and then use either instant
<> > <> > (Maxwell House) coffee or instant tea (don't care what brand) to make
<> > <> > <> > <> > <> a reasonable simulation of coffee or tea (adding sugar
<> > <> > to the tea, usually), and one day I was going to make coffee,
<> > <> > and looked down and saw that I'd put tea in instead of coffee, and
<> > <> > said fuckit, and went
<> > <> > <> > <> > <> ahead and threw the coffee in too, and drank it, and it
<> > tasted
<> > <> > <> > <> > <> fairly weird, yes, but FLUFFY HELP US the buzz! my
<> > <> > haAIr crawled around on my heAd like I was speddin' my balls off . . .
<> > .
<> > <> > <> > <> > <>
<> > <> > <> > <> > <> I really don't remember, like, No-Doz having remotely the
<> > <> > effect of that And wonder if there isn't some cross-reaction between
<> > <> > <> > <> > <> side-component of the vegetable preparations in question.
<> > <> > <> > <> > <>
<> > <> > <> > <> > <> So, any volunteers to try that again, to see if it was
<> > just me
<> > <> > or not?
<> > <> > <> > <> > <> Anyone with serious systemic illness please do not
<> > <> > try this, unless you're already at the hospital.
<> > <> > <> > <> > <>
<> > <> > <> > <> > <> Thanks.
<> > <> > <> > <> >
<> > <> > <> > <> > I seem to get a better buzz from the caffeine in tea than I
<> > do
<> > <> > from
<> > <> > <> > <> > coffee. Tea usually contains less caffeine, so there may be
<> > <> > something
<> > <> > <> > <> > else in the tea that enhances the effect. I'd try it, but it
<> > would
<> > <> > <> > <> > probably taste like shit, and I have a bottle of caffeine
<> > pills
<> > <> > that's a whole lot easier.
<> > <> > <> > <>
<> > <> > <> > <> It appears you never got over your drug addiction acquired
<> > <> > <> > <> during your sojourn in Vietnam.
<> > <> > <> > <>
<> > <> > <> > <> Substance abusing faggot!
<> > <> > <> >
<> > <> > <> > Cum-addicted pickle-poaching bote-dweller!
<> > <> > <> >
<> > <> > <> > <last time I checked, caffeine was perfectly legal>
<> > <> > <>
<> > <> > <> Yah but when you have to take it in pill form that means
<> > <> > you have a problem.
<> > <> >
<> > <> > The problem being that sometimes I don't feel like making coffee.
<> > <> //
<> > <> // Or taking on the liquid load, which can be inconvenient at times.
<> > <> //
<> > <>
<> > <> Good grief! What morons. You two are ADDICTED! You are so addicted
<> > <> that you don't even think it's abnormal to pop a pill when you need a
<> > little
<> > <> pick-me-up. That's sad. The denial of addiction is always so creative to
<> > the
<> > <> addict but so transparent to the on-looker.
<> > <>
<> > <> I suppose you two addicts also take sleeping pills because the caffeine
<> > pills
<> > <> have got you so hyper that you can't sleep? And you claim you're not
<> > addicts.
<> > <> Yah, right.
<> >
<> > Better living through chemistry, muthafuckah!
<>
<> Then go work for Monsanto . . .
I don't need anyone else to sign a paycheck for me, bote-dweller.
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